{"id":331,"date":"2008-11-20T19:24:57","date_gmt":"2008-11-21T03:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/?p=331"},"modified":"2008-11-20T19:24:57","modified_gmt":"2008-11-21T03:24:57","slug":"sniffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/?p=331","title":{"rendered":"sniffles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent most of today, 10 hours in all at the police station in the airport cargo area. Seems that shipping a bike into a country, not taking it out of customs then shipping it somewhere else, isn&#8217;t the usual thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>Limited language to ahora, motobicicletta, no comprendo and, no americano gringo yo inglese, doesn&#8217;t help matter at all.<br \/>\nTwo sniffer dogs (first one was either high or had a cold, couldn&#8217;t quite make out the Spanish there either).<\/p>\n<p>The paperwork and the lyncargo people were great. They even bought in Ingrid, a dusky maiden in tight fitting clothes, high heels etc, to distract the ever growing line of young police who wanted to get involved and thereby delay the process even longer. I know, I really do know, that all they wanted to do was look at the bike, but for 10 soddin hours. Then one wrote inflamable, instead of inflammable on a document, that some beady-eyed hat wearing pseudo important git spotted and said needed changing, requiring umpteen queues to be rejoined for new numbers, copies and signatures.<\/p>\n<p>I can just hear the flight crew of an airborne inferno screaming, &#8220;It was that missing M, that&#8217;s why we are all going to die&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So, anyway, bike flies tomorrow and so do I.<br \/>\nBack to who knows what and for how long?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent most of today, 10 hours in all at the police station in the airport cargo area. Seems that shipping a bike into a country, not taking it out of customs then shipping it somewhere else, isn&#8217;t the usual thing to do. Limited language to ahora, motobicicletta, no comprendo and, no americano gringo yo inglese, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-otr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":332,"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions\/332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threecupsoftea.unchainedworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}