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  • Colombia-not what you’d expect!

    I know some may think that by continuing to post at a time like this, that I’m a callous bast@@d, however, when only one other person you are with speaks English and they have their own things to enjoy, you do get somewhat dejected. This is my easiest form of communication and with my last phone bill being $1200, it’s also a darn-sight cheaper and that’s important right now. I’m trying not to let personal feelings creep in, although I’m not very good at that.

     

    I thank those of you who have sent wishes for a happy future, however that may turn out.

  • Bikes were confirmed as having arrived, so off we went to Girag Air Cargo. They give you a pink slip which you take to customs. Customs happens to be across two death defying roads with an intermission that comprised of swamp like grass where the mains had overflown.

    In to customs Javier and I trundle, papers in hand. It the usual ritual, more papers, go and get them photocopied, come back, present them, get more paperwork. Defy death again to meet the customs officer at the bikes then check off all the official details again on the official documents that you have just been officially given by the same official.

    This time had an added bonus of course. The fact that i need to fly back urgently and want to leave the bike, probably longer than the 60 day allowance. Thank goodness for Javier. Javi to the rescue. But even he cant move the customs official to an extension. After 60 days I have to come back and re apply for import. Then every 60 days after. Not really an option, considering I expect to be homeless and penniless very soon.

    I’m now sure plan B has been used and I’m somewhere mid alphabet. So plan L. Can I get the bike signed into Colombia, without actually getting it, then ship it straight back out?

    Seems that’s a goer. Granted it’s a very expensive goer, but I’m not sure that had been calculated into the decision that bought this about.

    So, Javi gets his bike and mine stays in the warehouse. 

    Next bit of the jigsaw: in Columbia bike riders need to wear reflective jackets with their plate numbers on, and also the same info on the helmet. Fortunately there’s a street where almost every shop handles this. Unfortunately its in the seedy side of town, through heavy traffic and Javi has me as a reluctant and cramped passenger.

    If crossing the airport roads was death defying, some of what happened next beggars belief. We under took, over took, split traffic left, right and centre, went on the pavement at one point. It was hair raisingly brilliant and a must try for anyone wishing to raise their heart rate and lower their life expectancy.

    An hour later dressed as a day-glow lemon, we return to the hotel to encounter a problem. Our rooms run out after tonight. Now Javi and Claudia our host, are flying to the family estate until Sunday, so no problem for them. I on the other-hand, could be out on the street, even before I come back to Seattle to get thrown out of the house I shared with Karen.

    On top of that, somehow I need to find a pallet that the GS can be loaded on, then build a crate around it. Anyone know the Spanish for, “if I hit myself with this hammer one more time” or, indeed, pallet?

    Still this is what the adventure of the ride was all about, so as you can hopefully tell, I’m feeling far chirpier, plus, all of this problem solving, takes my mind off problem solving, which isn’t a bad thing. In fact, I’m more afraid of coming back, than I am about anything Colombia can throw at me, because whatever Colombia has I can handle somehow. Coming back and resolving matters, that, I feel, may be beyond my capabilities.

    Finally managed some chicken soup today  and my system hasn’t rejected it yet either.

  • Revision to Last Post

    It would be inappropriate to end the Three Tea Tour without expressing immense thanks to the complete strangers that I have met in Colombia. Without questioning why I was the unhappiest of guests and often choked when talking about “home” and couldn’t eat for three days (so far), they have shown me that people are without question, capable of great kindness, sharing their homes, time, cars and food, with a miserable sod like I’ve been and am.

    What’s more, they have extended ongoing friendship, something that suddenly seems far more attractive. We have set a date for a reunion in twelve months, by which time I hope to have sufficient spanish language skills to be able to repay their kindness, with suitable words of thanks.

    I may also be in a more suitable frame of mind to appreciate what I could see, even through a fogged mind of tumbling thoughts, is a superb, beautiful and surprising country.

    So, while my immediate three teas trip has had to be halted, I am revising my decision to end it. I will continue to post material and promote the Three Teas cause. I will however throw this open to others who wish to take any Three Teas based activities.

    At present, the present is too raw for me to consider writing about here. I have tried however to keep notes throughout this excrutiatingly difficult time for me and who knows, they may at sometime make sense, or a more optimistic and happy outcome may materialise…who knows.

    For now, I have a marriage to try and salvage, or at least find the least hurtful way to conclude.

    Self indulgence: I do love Karen. I do wish that I had been there when the decisions she came to, were still able to be influenced. I do believe.

  • Last post

    This is my final post. I didn’t make tea for strangers everyday, sometimes because none were there, sometimes because the situation didn’t allow it.
    Where ever possible I did spread the three tea message, with or without tea being taken. I hope that some of you will buy books from the link site as a result and that my trip will not have been futile.
    Thank you.

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  • End of the road

    Yesterday while still on the way to Bogota, my personal journey came to an end.

    To some people I have been living the dream, but it isn’t my dream. My dream came true when I met Karen.

    So I will be getting the bike on Tuesday, finding out where I can leave it for an indeterminate time and flying back.

    She means more to me than this trip could ever do. More than anything else could ever do.

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  • stamps…you can stick ’em.

    My experience is that border crossings are relatively easy. Or they are, in comparison to trying to mail a tent and some camera gear to the USA.

    4 hours today, spent in queues, just to be told that that wasn’t the one and I needed to get back in line for the next window. Then I had to go and find boxes and tape. Then I queued again, to be told that boxes and tape needed to be wrapped. Back to a shop and buy paper. Wrap and add a card for writing details on and back in line, wrong line, and so it goes, until someone takes pity on you and instead of passing you off, sticks with the task and helps.

    $71 instead of $250. A bargain if they ever arrive.

  • Breaking a golden rule.

    Don’t leave a country until your bike has set off.
    That’s a rule that I believe in, however…
    The cargo plane for Girag has broken in Bogota. It’s a holiday weekend in Columbia.
    No one works on Monday as the holiday runs over.
    So, Tuesday would be our earliest departure for us and the bikes, however, they can fly them on Saturday.
    We need to fly tomorrow, as our hotel accommodation will have exceeded its friendly discount rate of $70 per night and go back up to the $220 they have as card rate.

    So, today we rode out of the city, slicing and weaving through the gridlock once more.
    Bikes were delivered, paperwork done, bikes adapted for crating…mirrors off and battery detached.
    Then back to town on a bus, which, as more people got on, got slower and slower, until it gave up and we had to swop buses.

    It’s costing $900 for each bike and $300 for each rider..no alternatives that are viable. There’s an almost mythical Frenchman, with a boat, who seems to crop up in hushed conversations.

    I’m looking at shipping some weight off the bike, back to Seattle. The digital hard drive video is working fine, so I’ll not need the tape camera and all the tapes and connectors. In all, I can shed 10 kilos, which may not seem like much, but is. Only problem is, it’s going to cost $200 to post using a courier service (all the same), I’ll check out the local post service, but they are, by all accounts a gamble.
    But it’s time to get rid of anything I’ve not used yet, because likelihood is I wont be needing it.

    So, in summary, today has been a bureaucratic day, making sure all the Is were dotted and Ts crossed, which is far better than having Is crossed and dotty Tea.

    Just a side note about sharing…I was up until 2 am yesterday in the hotel lobby, working on pictures and video, because Javier got lucky!

    additional. Panama old town is where you should go to sample photographer’s dream shoot. Just remember to have a fresh set of charged batteries in your camera…oooops. It’s where the Presidential palace is and the museums and very sophisticated nightlife. It’s also where Captain Morgan used his naval bombardment to capture the city, at the peak of pirate power (I bet he knows the Frenchman with the boat). The colonial squares are, Javier informs me, as good as those to be found in Cadiz’s restoration programme. The grand plazas, cathedral and national buildings, built as they are on a promontory, with the new cities lights, the Pacific and the small island retreats scattered in the dark waters being picked out by a few house lights as a backdrop, certainly make for a special ambiance, that the Porsche, Jaguar and limousine driving (or driven) beautiful people enjoy.

  • Panama

    Crossed the canal today into Panama CIty. Very impressive, but no pics as stopping on the bridge is forbidden. We did however, break almost every law of the USA, when driving through the gridlocked streets of the city. Good job they don’t apply here, or at least, weren’t applied.

    Found the hotel where Javier’ s friends are owners, so have a bit of a bargain. Tried the local BMW dealer for tyres but they are out of stock, Bogota being our next hope.

    Having been directed to a chinese restaurant as being “tipico” two nights ago, I’m not surprised that tonight we ended up eating sausage and pig knuckle at Fritz’s german restaurant. We did stop short of having tiramisu almagne however.

    We were then directed to a cafe opposite the Marriot for coffee. Coffee was not being served, although the local pneumatically enhanced ladies made it clear anything else was. Available, hot and to take away.
    Javier used the fact I was English to explain away our reluctance to partake. Disturbingly this answer seemed to be acknowleged as being more than adequate reason.

    The girls on offer, had a ready supply of american businessmen to see them through the evening and soon moved on.

    Having started the day by helping to push fishing boats down the beach, in 32 degree heat, to, not getting hooked later in the day seems to have a strange synergy.

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  • Fw: Message From the Hairy Bikers Website

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    —–Original Message—–
    From: lamble1@comcast.net

    Date: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:46:14
    To: Hairy Bikers Team
    Subject: Re: Message From the Hairy Bikers Website

    I’m having it now. Get the boys to Panama asap, bloody marvellous, also santiago antillan in guatemala, mayan enclave, still the genuine article.

    Cheers.
    ——Original Message——
    From: Hairy Bikers Team
    To: Steve Baker
    Sent: 11 Nov 2008 15:26
    Subject: Re: Message From the Hairy Bikers Website

    Have a great trip!

    On 1/10/08 15:57, “Steve Baker” wrote:

    > Three Teas Tour starts on Sunday 5th October from Seattle. Six months ride to
    > S. America drinking tea everyday at 4pm with locals and filming it. See my
    > intro:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8438458139680680550&hl=en

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